things that irk me and people who get into my nerves often (with emphasis on the word 'often' lest i be accused of a snotty mean girl).
1. people who put 'h' on their names because they think it's cute or cool (e.g. bhong or dhiana). one of my friends in UP made that mistake of introducing herself in class, saying her name is bhora* with an h and to her chagrin, the professor told her it is phonetically incorrect to put b and h side by side.
2. similarly, people who replaces the 's' in their name with a 'z' (e.g. melissa -meliza). and for the record, mine really ends with a 'z'. it's spelled that way in my birth certificate.
3. men and women who think they are God's gift to the human race. please!
4. highly pretentious people who try to be as conotic as they could but have 'p' and 'f' defect.
5. bad grammar. if i were a college professor, i'd fail any student who does not know or cannot follow even the simple rules of subject-verb agreement.
6. jessica simpson, especially when she starts to open her mouth. she's the living testimony of the 'dumb blonde' stereotype and if i were a blond, i'd kill her to save my race from humiliation.
7. screaming fags, especially the old ones. before you accuse me of being a homophobic, lemme just say that i have great respect for subdued gays.
8. unsolicited advices from strangers.
9. people who plead their friendsters for testimonials. c'mon, they should be written and given voluntarily.
10. 'jologs' to the nth level.
11. the overuse of ellipsis.
12. people putting open and close quotation marks on their own names or others'.
13. delusional harry/hermione shippers (that ship has long sunk. oh wait, there was never 'them' in the first place.)
14. the overuse of pinoy slang ('haller', 'pasaway').
15. too much politicking.
*name changed to protect the identity of my friend.