my facebook friend ehm became a fan of ‘hindi porket mag-aasawa ka ng kano, ibig sabihin yayaman ka na. asa ka!’ i found that funny so i immediately commented under this activity of hers and asked if there is ‘hindi porket mag-aasawa ka ng kano, ibig sabihin maganda ka’.
i was inspired by this so i thought of making more of these tags (or clubs or pages, whatever you call it).
i apologize if these already exist in facebook. i never explore that much. i am not a fan of ‘become a fan’ thing and as such, i am not completely sure if these pages have already been created. it is not my intention to steal ideas from others. these are all my own pet peeves or what have you based on my friends’ status updates. here are some i thought of:
- pa-english english pa, mali naman ang grammar
- parang soap opera ang ka-dramahan mo, eh kung banlawan kita ng ice cold water
- sa corny ng posts mo, malapit na kitang i-hide
- tama na ang pa-profound effect. nabasa ko na ‘yan
- ‘te, ang jologs mo. mag-friendster ka na lang
- puro na lang tungkol sa alak ang posts mo, magpa-rehab ka na
- hindi porke’t out of the country ka, sosyal ka na
- ni-recycle mo lang ang status update mo nung isang araw.
- non-sequitur ang sentences mo. ewan sa’yo.
- anong pakialam ko sa schedule mo for the day, personal secretary mo ba ako?
as much as some status updates annoy me, i must admit they amuse me and apparently, inspire me. in fact, i have always wanted to write a blog entry on ‘tell me your status update and i’ll tell you who you are’. maybe next time. but i don’t want to appear as a condescending snob. ultimately, it’s all about freedom of speech and i totally respect that. so now i shut up.
